There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
It's never too late to be topless.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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