Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
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I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
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If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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