I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
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