that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
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Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
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We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
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