A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
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That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
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Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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