take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
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his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
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Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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