sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Why can't burritos get me drunk
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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