Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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