Having a random hookup so left but love u
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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