Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
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I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
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I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
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