I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
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i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
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I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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