Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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