WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
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I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
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There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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