I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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