Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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