So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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