what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
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He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
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Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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