so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
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I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
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I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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