Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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