i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
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Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
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my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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