She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I believe in your delicious
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
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