is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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