summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
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You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
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I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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