I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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