Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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