Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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