Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
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FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
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That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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