There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
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We need to rekindle our bromance
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
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She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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