I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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