Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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