Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
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I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
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Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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