I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
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They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
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Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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