She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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