Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
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I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
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I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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