So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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