btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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