At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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