I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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