I hate all girls vehemently.
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
She announced her abortion via fbk
if i died would you start the facebook group?
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He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
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He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Randomize