so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I'm too high and old for this...
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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