So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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