I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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