Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
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Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
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I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
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