nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
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