I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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