Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
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People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
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Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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