Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
If that was your dad, he is hot
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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