Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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