PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize
