Have you finally orgasmed yet?
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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