My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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