just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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