We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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