Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
We smell like vodka and hangover
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