My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
At least make sure they are 18
Why
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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